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I do enjoy sharing the circumstances and events that occur to me on my Road Trips, but mostly...
I want to share what's inside me... my emotions, my intuitions, and my dreams...
With the hope of distracting and encouraging you to think outside the box.
We all need to be distracted and encouraged once in a while, don’t we?
If this distraction also brings enjoyment or entertainment to you… It will make me happy.







Tuesday 12/29/09
I let G sleep in, and didn't rise myself until 7:30am… as a thank you for the rise she gave me earlier that morning (for a grand total of 9 out of 11).
We continued south on Hwy 1 thru Sea Ranch… Bodega Bay… another of our late breakfasts, this one in Point Arenas… then across the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco… and made our last stop in Half Moon Bay, a celebratory ice cream sunday… both to mark the near end to our adventure, and the beginning of our new diet.
Got home at 3pm, 2,682 miles and a few pages and pictures of wonderful memories. The End.
How's THAT for a non-dramatic ending to a story?
I think it might be my best one yet.
Monday 12/28/09
5:15am - Ned up. When we checked in the night before, I'd noticed that the motel had an 'internet available' sign, but I didn't notice that it didn't say 'free'. Catching up on my emails and live journal posts & comments was gonna hafta wait at least one more day.
It was about 425 miles to get home, and G and I had both agreed that we'd prefer to make the trip in two short days, rather than one long one. Neither of us is ready for this adventure to be over yet.
6:45am - I woke G up and we had a nice talk about sexuality… in general, and specifically. Yes that's right… even when we're not doing it… we talk about it.
11:00am - We did a short sidetrack out to the end of the spit at the Eureka/ Arcata Bay, the "Most dangerous port on the California coast."
Had a late breakfast (chef's salad for me), and then followed Hwy 101 inland along the Eel River to Leggett, where we turned west on Hwy 1 to Westport. We didn't even have to get out of the truck to take this picture.
When we got to the coast we followed it south to Gualala, and spent the night there, and watched our last sunset of the trip from our room overlooking the Pacific Ocean.

Sunday 12/27/09
5:15am - Time to get up… to lightly falling snow! I had my coffee and smoke, and thought about sitting under the falling snowflakes in the hot tub, but decided against it. Instead, I sat on the toilet to read, so the lights wouldn't bother our hosts, who sleep with their bedroom door open.
Because of the snow we decided to hit the road earlier than we had talked about. We were planning on driving up to Mt. Batchelor, but with these conditions it would've meant spending another night with Jacques and Lovely, and even though they would've been more than happy to have us, we wanted to keep moving. Incredibly and against all the odds… G and I were still enjoying each other's company!
On our way back to the highway, I missed my turn and backed up in the middle of the road along the tracks I'd made thru the fresh snow. There were two other trucks on the road that had to wait for me, but neither of them seemed upset and were probably laughing at me, when they saw my California plates. I remember from my previous visit how friendly the people here are. I love (Sunriver) Oregon.
We continued slipping and sliding our way towards the highway, where it turned to fairly good driving. There was more traffic, and the road crews had scattered gravel and dirt on the sections of road with hills and curves, and as long as we didn't make any sudden moves and were going in a straight line where there was no gravel, we were fine.
It was mostly a flat road to Klamath Falls, and by the time we got there the clouds were clearing and we even got some sunshine and some dry sections on the road.
From there we went over one more mountain pass before getting to Medford, and the warm comfort of the ocean's influence. But even before we were out of the snow, I told G I was gonna miss it. She agreed. Living in Santa Cruz doesn't afford us many opportunities to be in the snow.
From Medford we followed Highway 199, a very scenic route to the coast. I heard Honey, all the way from her garage in Santa Cruz… asking me to be sure to bring her back to this road. There were lots of nice twists and turns… steep cliffs rising on one side of the road, and falling on the other side… and the lovely Smith River below, with more than enough swimming holes to go skinny dipping in during the heat of summer, I'm sure.
I assured Honey out loud that she'd get a chance to experience this road. G laughed at me, but she's getting used to the way I feel about my motorcycle, and even refers to her as 'Honey' most of the time.
By the time we got to Crescent City on the northern coast of California, we were both ready for a motel with a king size bed. G and I love to cuddle, but we also like to stretch out and be able to toss and turn at will during the night, without the fear of bashing an elbow into the face of our partner.
We'd only traveled about 275 miles that day, but the first half was slow and stressful, on snow and ice covered Hwy 97 from Sunriver, so we were both whipped puppies. Not whipped enough however, for G to give me some lovin'. 8 for 10.
Saturday 12/26/09
5:15am - Ned up, after early morning sex with G… that's 6 out of 9 I think.
7am - G had gone back to sleep so after giving her a chance to wake up on her own… I gave up and woke her up, as gently as possible.
8:15am - On the road only 15 minutes 'late'. We were headed to Sunriver just south of Bend, to visit my childhood friend Jacques and his lovely wife Lovely.
There hadn't been any precipitation for over a week, but without any thawing temperatures either… the roads were still very icy. Over about a 45-mile stretch we didn't see one other car in either direction, but we did see elk, mule deer, white tail deer, wild turkey, and several grey bushy tailed squirrels.
We saw some beautiful scenery, and G taught me a new word for a special kind of frost… hoar frost. I'll just leave that one alone…
3:30pm - Sunriver, groceries and pizza for dinner.
4pm - Arrived Jacques & Lovely's
I went on and on about these friends of mine in one of my other stories called, "From Here to There and Back Again", so if you haven't read that one yet, and you want to hear what they are like, you'll just have to read that story too.
5pm - Finished eating…
6pm - Started to fade…
7pm - G and I excused ourselves to bed… for SEX! That's twice in one day, so the current tally is 7 out of 9! That's a batting average of .778! Why yes, yes I am proud. But the best part is that it's not just quantity… the quality is there too.
Friday 12/25/099 - Merry Christmas
4:45am - Up, coffee, journal notes.
6:30am - I stepped outside in the 11-degree air, to have my morning smoke and enjoyed the beautiful sound of Christmas morning… a song sung by four or five neighborhood owls. They were signing a song that said that if the bison's weather forecast is correct… it would be a high of 23 today.
7am - I woke G up to read to her from the book I'm reading, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance."
I've never been a big reader, but since I've been with G, I've developed a new, re-appreciation of the written word. Plus… if I'm gonna be an 'author'… the least I can do is read a few books written in the same genre as my writing style. That being said, I'm sure Robert M. Pirsig (the author of the book I'm reading) is calling his lawyers right now, preparing a suit against me, for comparing my work to his. Here is one of my favorite lines from the book, you tell me… aren't our styles almost identical?
"I think I'll just stick to drumming," John says. Then Chris asks, "What are you going to stick to?"
"Mah guns, boy, mah guns," I tell him. "That's the code of the west."
They all laugh hard at this, and my speechifying seems forgiven. When you've got a Chautauqua in your head, it's extremely hard not to inflict it on innocent people."
So… I will now continue to inflict my Chautauqua into your heads…
8:30am - I called my daughters… Eron was still asleep; Ashley was up, bright and cheery; and Kellie was sad because she was at the pharmacy picking up one of her mom's medications that she had forgotten to get the day before. I reminded her what a wonderful daughter she is, for helping her mom, and I think it helped cheer her up a little bit. Bless her heart, she's always had to be the adult in the family… she never had a chance to be a kid.
I napped from about 9am 'til 10 (honest… I never took naps before now), and got up to have a snack. I went for a walk around the neighborhood with G… then read a little more until my next nap…
2pm - I woke up and read for another couple of hours… socialized and ate with G's family, then excused myself to bed around…
6:30pm, while they played yet another boisterous card game at the kitchen table.
Ever since my first divorce, it's been hard for me to relax and truly enjoy the holiday season. When I left my two young daughters in Seattle, and moved back to Aptos, I left part of my soul up there, and have never been able to get it back. I knew I had to leave Seattle… I didn't have the support group I needed after the marriage failed. I tried to kill myself once, and I knew that if I stayed I'd try again, and maybe not be so lucky the second time. If you missed "Please Allow Me To Introduce My Selves"... you can read more about this there.
It's gotten easier the last few years, since my daughters are basically adults now, but there is a part of me that died in Seattle back in 1989, and I don't think it will ever come back to life again.
Thursday 12/24/09 - Happy Christmas Eve Day!
5:15am - I got up, drank an entire pot of coffee, and took a short walk in the 10-degree morning air.
7am - G up. Sex (5 out of 7). It just keeps getting better and better.
Lounged around the house, and had breakfast at 10.
11am - I took a nap! I never take naps!
2pm - After 12 ½ hours of sleep the night before, and another three hours today… that should get me just about caught up from the sleepless night in Seattle. I took two walks with Skip, one for milk and chips, and another to drop off x-mas cards at the 'retirement villa' where Pat works.
3pm - Bill & Bonnie arrived. We had a very nice lunch/ dinner, and everyone was very relaxed. Especially Bill.
5pm - A rip roaring game of dominos. 'Simple things for simple people'… that's something my mom used to say, about how it's 'ok' to enjoy the simple things in life. It doesn't take a million dollars or a million anythings to have a joyous life. It's all a matter of attitude and choice. I wish my parents were still around to meet G's family… they'd love them.
8pm - Photo op of the Dietrich kids.
We exchanged presents, and then…
9pm - Bed.